One line jokes-Genetics

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.

One line jokes-Engineer

You have the right to call yourself an engineer if you can use coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

Short humor jokes-Bank tellers

Tom: Do you know why bank tellers are advised not to ride motorcycles?

Jerry: Why is that?

Tom: Because they are likely to lose their balance.

Encounter with a Vampire

Bubba tells us a story about his encounter with a Vampire late one night. The Vampire wanted to smoke and asked Bubba for a light. When Bubba obliged, the vampire seems to have told him, "Fang you very much."

Inquisitive

Q. Why are mountain climbers inquisitive?

A. They always want to take another peak.

Short funny jokes-Tooth and nail

John, the dentist and Jacob, the manicurist had an argument.
They fought tooth and nail.

Short funny jokes-Odor eaters

Did you hear about the filthy old biker who put Odor Eaters in his riding boots?

Three days later, he disappeared.

Twitter joke

Gary gets into a cab.

Cab Driver: Guess you are in town for the Twitter convention?

Gary. You are right. I could learn so much.

Cab Driver: Any pointers you would like to share?

Gary: Yes, follow That_Car.

Funny puns-Raining

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

SMS jokes-Where are you?

Bf: Babe, What r u doing?

Gf: Nothing! Tired...just going 2 sleep now Honey! What about u Sweetheart?

Bf: In d Club, standing behind u.

Short funny jokes-Hippie

How do you get a hippie out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Short funny jokes-First people in North America

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

Clean jokes-Winning Knight Riders team

Q. What's the difference between a winning Kolkata Knight Riders team and a UFO?

A. Someone has seen a UFO.

Diet Plan

Tina : I am much at ease on the second day of my diet.

Rina : Is that becuase the body adapts to the diet plan by then?
 
Tina: No, it's because I would have given up by the next day.

One line jokes-Hammer

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Clean jokes-APPLE and BLACKBERRY

Our parents taught us the meaning of APPLE and BLACKBERRY

Now

We are teaching them the features of APPLE and BLACKBERRY . .

SMS jokes-Reruns

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia?

Documentaries.

One line jokes-Ruin

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

Short funny jokes-Sentimental value

Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value.

Mugger: That's all right. I AM sentimental.

Celebrity jokes-Internet address

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?

A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.