Blonde jokes-Red Magic Marker

Q: Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?

A: In case they have to draw blood.

Funny jokes-Case of gonorrhea

The Mother Superior calls all the nuns together. She then says to them, " I must tell you something very serious. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

A nun in the back responds, "Thank God! I'm so tired of Zinfandel."

One line jokes-Heredity

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Short funny jokes-Witnesses

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?

Italians hate ALL witnesses.

Good jokes-Twice a week

Question. How does a woman know the man is cheating on her?

Answer. He starts bathing twice a week.

Really funny jokes-Breaking into a bank

Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.
The men open the next safe.
There is some yogurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money.
The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again.

"John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time.

A couple of minutes late there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!"
"What exactly did the sign say?"
"The Sperm Bank of Ohio!"

Insurance jokes-Highly honored

You ought to feel highly honored," said the businessman to the life insurance agent, "so far today I have had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents."

"Yes, I know," replied the agent, "I'm one of them."