Really funny jokes-Breakfast in bed

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.

Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?"

"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"

"Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning."

Clean jokes-Eastern or Pacific

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

Lawyer jokes-Brown and black

What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?

A doberman.

Hilarious jokes-Jumping off the bridge

A Trucker driving on a bridge noticed an young good looking girl going to jump off the bridge. He stops truck and rushes to save the girl, holds her and asked "What are you doing?".

The girl says, "I am trying to commit suicide and nothing can stop me or save me."

Truck driver was greatly attracted, did not find any solution to save her, asked, "Well before you jump off let us kiss as if there is no tomorrow."

The girl agreed and they kissed and kissed, french style and all.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! You are a great kisser, You are wasting a great talent. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't support me dressing up in a girl's dress"

Adult jokes | Wrinkles out

An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous boner. "You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do you think we ought to do with it?" With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."

Really funny jokes-Patrol officer meets his match

A patrol officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old lady from out of state.
The officer asked to see her license.
'Don't have one' Enid said.

'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely.

'Nope' snapped Enid.

In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there.

When they arrived, the arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant. This lady has no license and no vehicle registration.

'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. This officer has got in for me, the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding."

Blonde jokes-Trivial pursuit

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"