Good jokes-Red and Blue cab

Two cabbies, Harry and Dave met after a long time.

"Hey," pointed out Harry, "why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," answered Dave, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Funny picture - Watching TV

Clean jokes-White hair

Little Sonia was looking intently at her mother.

Mother: “What’s the matter? Why are you looking at me like that?”

Sonia: “Some of your hair are white mom.”

Mother: “That’s right. Whenever you make a mischief, one of my hairs turns white. That’s how some have become white.”

Sonia was thoughtful: “Are all of grandma’s hair white due to the same reason?”

Uncommon noun

The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

Animal jokes-Bunny

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!

How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Really funny jokes-Grades

The methods to Grade Final Exams:

1. Dept. of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

2. Dept. of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

3. Dept. of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.

4. Dept. of Religion: Grade is determined by God.

5. Dept. of Philosophy: What is a grade?

6. Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

7. Dept. of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

8. Dept. of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.

9. Music Department: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).

10. Dept. of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A.

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